January 21, 2013

O Frabjous Day!

Our journey is not complete until our gay brothers and sisters are treated like anyone else under the law – for if we are truly created equal, then surely the love we commit to one another must be equal as well. -- The Murderer-in-Chief's Second Inaugural Address
Hey, Mr. Kill List: I am not your gay brother. Take your patronizing, mawkish, Hallmark card, gasbag philosophizing -- and you know what you can do with it.

Speaking of the Kill List, I see that you're still developing your "rules" about how to murder innocent people. You know, other organizations have rules, too. Having considered the matter in detail, I think the Mafia's looking pretty good by comparison. The Mafia's Rule 8 -- "When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth." -- well, that's obviously out as far as the criminal gang known as the U.S. government is concerned. And the U.S. can't possibly use Rule 9 -- "Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families." How would Wall Street and the finance industry, the health insurance industry, or Obama's other special friends ever survive with a rule like that?

And the Mafia sure murders a lot fewer people. So, yeah, I think we should go with the Mafia here.

As for queers being "treated like anyone else under the law": hell, yeah! Queers can be murdered by Obama whenever he feels like it -- JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE! Careful what you wish for, morons.

So much for all those who worship at the altar of the Constitution and "the rule of law," as I recently discussed. Would you please grow up? Look, I could have been rude and said, would you please grow the fuck up? I'm trying to be polite since it's such a majestic and inspiring day, a day that makes us so goddamned proud to be Americans and all.

Well, that didn't work. WOULD YOU PLEASE GROW THE FUCK UP? The Constitution is not your friend. "The law" is not your friend.


Too much stupid. Cannot. Take. It.