Listening to Limbaugh this morning. (Don't ask. Shut up.) He just said -- I swear to God, this is, like, totally fackshual, I'm not making it up -- that, "contrary to what most people think, I don't have much of an ego."
And he went on: "Frankly, I wish I had more of an ego."
Allrighty then. This constitutes ironclad, conclusive proof of what I've long suspected.
We're all dead.
This is Hell.