The Wisdom of Calvin

No, not John Calvin, you silly bean. The Calvin of true significance. (Thanks to David Theroux.)

I have long thought Calvin was wise far beyond his years. But I had no idea he figured out this whole scam long before anyone else.

Calvin for President! And Hobbes for every other government position of importance. That way, at least we'll get some good laughs. And they couldn't do any more damage than the current and past collections of corporatist-authoritarian incompetents, right?

Oops. I'm afraid an actually serious point slipped in there. Gotta watch that.