"Massive Systemic Meltdown"

Hope you're well-supplied with illicit substances.

Ongoing coverage here.

Look at it this way. It'll be something to tell your children about, as you all sit around the campfire and open your last can of food.

Or you can learn to shoot moose.

Of course, someone might still blink, putting off the day of reckoning for a few more weeks, or a month or two. But I doubt that can be done much longer.

This will be a good week to be unconscious. Or heavily drugged. Your choice, because we're free and that's why they hate us.

Or something.