More Good News for Conservatives!

I'm listening to Limbaugh about the Libby verdict. I've been very bad, and I must be punished.

I paraphrase (pretty closely to the original): "This is the best news for Republicans and conservatives there could be. All conservatives will now circle the wagons, after going dormant last fall for whatever reason. [Right, I simply cannot imagine what that reason might be.] The more the Democrats and liberals gloat, the better news it is for us. They are POKING THE BEAR! They'll be SORRY!!"

What is it about conservatives and bears? I mean, circling back to All Things Scooter, what? To say nothing of that poor deer. Screwing the deer.

Sigh. My, my, my.

The bottom line: Whatever happens, it's good news for the Bushistas.

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P.S. This is good. As his third hour begins, Limbaugh is explaining what actually got Libby in trouble. C'mon, you know: TALKING TO THE PRESS!! "Conservatives will never get a fair shake from the media! What got him in trouble? TALKING TO ALL THOSE JOURNALISTS!! Well...[sort of trailing off]...and then the grand jury and all that..."

It's all the fault of the "liberal media." You knew that. Never mind.