October 24, 2006

For Those Clinging to Hope...

That last post was a bit grim. Accurate in my view, but undeniably grim.

This will cheer you up. Rush Limbaugh opened his program today by noting this story (trumpeted by Drudge, of course), which tells us that heavy cell phone use can increase male risk of infertility. Rush gleefully announced that he almost never uses a cell phone, perhaps only once a week.

He is, therefore, "the last fertile man in America." Or could he have said "in the world"? Good God.

There, now. Don't you feel better?